sewphia:

10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying

(Source: whiscash)

meladoodle:

sexydanhowell:

meladoodle:

A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’

What?

A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’


mormondad:

this video turned me christian

(Source: blackwaxx)

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

(Source: nointerrruption)

a haiku about most of my pencils

jaclcfrost:

a second ago

had you a second ago

what the fucking shit

lizziemcjagger:

lizziemcjagger:

what is the most slippery country in the world

greece